My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Thursday, December 07, 2006

REAL TALK. Let's Set the Record Straight......

*May I have your attention please*

Ok, so I guess people are going around faking their death. If you don't know what I'm referring to, check out Nikki, as well as T-Cas' blog. I'm not going to get into any of it personally; Instead I'll use my own forum to let people know about me. Understand that everything I write is real. The pictures you see of me are real, they're not pictures of someone else and I'm masquerading as this tall , dark , and handsome fella (sorry had to make you laugh really quick). The pictures are not from many years ago and I'm fat and old now trying to re-live my past.

* I'm really 27 years old. I was born May 27th, 1979 in Cook County Hospital in Chicago, IL.

* I'm not married, nor have I ever been.

* I don't have any kids.

* Smooth and Tiger are my real cousins, not play cousins. Their mom and my mom are sisters. Heck, their mom practically raised me as a shorty, that's why they're more like brother and sister to me.

* In the past year, I've seen and been seen by Dynasty, Missy (Negropino), Nika Nsane, Skinny G from the Bruh Man Law, 1 in the same, and Knockout Zed seen me on stage during some "acting business" (LOL). They can definitely vouch for the boy if needed.

Again, the events that I write about on my blog are real. I don't embellish nor fabricate anything for the purpose of an audience. I write about whatever is on my mind, even if it means that I'm not going to be viewed as cool or "the man". I write about hurt feelings, be it mine or someone else's. About the only thing that I make up is names for legal reasons, including the fact that I only use a small fraction of my real name.

Honestly I don't know what to believe about anyone's blog anymore. When I meet people, I think so many people have tricks up their sleeve, to the point where I don't let anyone know more than they have to. I've always been a skeptical person, and now with some crazy events that have unfolded, my skepticism meter is off of the chart now. It takes me a long time to build trust in anyone. I can probably count on both of my hands the amount of times I've told people in regular conversation that I've been in a few movies. That's how guarded I am.

I just felt a need to write about myself folks, just in case if anyone has an air of skepticism about me.

Damn I didn't know blogging was like this.

Thanks for Reading (....gasp...)

Robert L. Mack


Anonymous Smooth said...

Man, that's some crazy ish for real. Talk about running the emotional gammut. Well I guess just be happy in the fact that a person is still lucky enough to breath God's air, and as they say in the movies she will get her come uppance.

Thu Dec 07, 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger G. Mo said...

Maaan... I feel ya. I'm sitting here thinking along the same lines myself and considered blogging about it as well. I keep it real on my site also, but I suppose (as in real life) everyone doesn't. Life provides dramatic and interesting events, why shouldn't the blog world right? It is what it is I guess... *shrugs*

Thu Dec 07, 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous chele said...

It's nuts that we all feel like we have to prove how honest we are.

Thu Dec 07, 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

This shit (the blog in general, not your blog) is as fake as manpussy. Don't get it twisted. For as much truth as you and I put out here, there are 1,000 fakers.


Thu Dec 07, 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Im still confused...SO ___ is not dead.....the bloodcot is going on.....
Well since u met me and I you, its fair to say we do exist and look as we suggest.....our demeanors are the same as they are online..except u are more laid back and shy in person.....and u are definetly HOTTER in person

Thu Dec 07, 01:10:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Yes, people, he is tall, dark and handsome. It isn't a lie...LOL!

Thu Dec 07, 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

It is all completely crazy because this isn't the first time this has happened to the people involved. Oh and are you one of the dudes who got half naked pictures. Lol. Kidding. I am sad that she duped so many people.

Thu Dec 07, 01:30:00 PM  
Blogger SynSational said...

Just shaking my head at all of this. Nothing I can really say.

To lighten the mood, you're hotter in person, huh? Hmmm...LOL

Thu Dec 07, 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Shock said...

Wow Mister that was serious!!! For anyone that doubts Rob I can tell you he is exactly who he says he is. Yes ladies he is the tall, dark and handsome man in those pictures on his blog! THANK YOU!!!

Thu Dec 07, 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Tiger said...

Wow, that's some bull. She had me actually sheeding a tear for her ass to. I have half of mind to fly out to the ATL and kick her ass. Don't nobody fuck with my family. Yes I am as gansta as I sound. Love ya cuz.

Thu Dec 07, 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger Blah Blah Blah said...

...I'm done with all that bullshit.

Rob Mack...never doubted it.

I'm done with the lot of you...I am looking for new blogs to frequent....LOL

Thu Dec 07, 02:51:00 PM  
Blogger onefromphilly said...

I'm like Tiger. If I had contributed to a memorial fund for her or her baby, I'd be on the first thing smokin heading to Ga to give her an unadulterated ass whippin!

Thu Dec 07, 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger Ladynay said...

I'm just amazed folks say you look better in person....OWWWWW! LOL Watchoutderenah!

Thu Dec 07, 03:36:00 PM  
Blogger Mr.Slish said...

Lmaof...Haha...I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!

Thu Dec 07, 03:43:00 PM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

LMFAO!!! What we gotta put up disclousres know what, I can't LMAO!!!

Seriously though...I'd like to come clean. I'm 6"8' and 315 lbs...I have hair over 90% of my body and horrible body odor. I use to have 3 teeth but last week 2 fell out leaving me with only one and it's way in the back. In school people called me a wilderbeast so I stopped fact I have only a 6th grade education. I had to come clean...just had to...the stress was consumming me and either it was come clean or kill myself (did I mention that I have a life threatening disease??) Dah fuk outta here with that shyt!!!

I swear I hope we are wrong on this one...I really really do!

Thu Dec 07, 03:55:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Yeah I guess man. That's called taking the high road. I'm trying really hard to drive that way too.

G. Mo
Man what's wrong with people? Oh well, my man Slish said to view blogs like a movie: For entertainment purposes Only.

I know right? That was my first reaction.

Manpussy? "I'd buy that for a dollar! " (Detroit movie reference...LOL) Yeah that's probably why its hard for me to check out new blogs because some people seem fake off the bat.

I don't know what to believe, but Nikki brought much ish to the table. I know for a fact some of the things she is saying is on point.

Wow. Dynasty gave me a compliment. A sign of the Apocalypse? LOL!!! kidding...

Miz JJ
Crazy CRazy Crazy...I'll never get it you know? I'm taking my email off because I don't want any new people to send me any "pictures". LOL!!!!!

You'll hafta see me to believe it.

Thanks baby. WOW.....

Thanks cousin.....Yes folks she

Blah Blah Blah
Yes I hear you...outta sight outta mind for real....still come to mines though.

One From Philly
You need some gas moneY? LOL

I think its just a case of Hollywood talk they're giving me. LOL....kidding...thanks.

Yeah I've been laughing all day for real. Since 830 this morning...

I knew it!!!!!!!! You were too good to be true! In school they called anyone who was dark skinned an African Booty Scratcher, lol. So yeah I had that moniker for a an ABS? LOL...

Thu Dec 07, 04:07:00 PM  
Blogger T.C. said...

And you know what...this is what I was thinking about doing too...I mean I am still new to the game, only been in about 6 months or so, but I mean dag on...

This is me...that's it that's all...I mean I am totally an outsider looking in on this one, and I can honestly say that I am totally glad that I AM on the outside of all of this...

But it also makes me feel sad because there are those of us that really do KEEP it real as REAL can be and folks are now going to be doubting everything we say...

Well it is what it is to me...I have several folks that know ME personally who are in the you know...

Dag on did I just write a book...I guess I did since all of this stuff has been going on...I needed to let out to someone who was thinking what I was thinking..

Thu Dec 07, 04:22:00 PM  
Blogger j.a.c. said...

I TOTALLY TOTALLY feel you.. With all the nonesense that's going on, I actually got the same thing out of it. The drama has completely tainted my feeling about blogs and has sort of left me without a hope.

When I became involved with, I was amazed at the amount of heart wrenching experiences, the down to earth personalities, and no bull relationships. It actually inspired me and I became immersed in a world that I felt was more real than anything I've ever been exposed to.

This whole drama has completely KILLED this whole euphoria for me. I really thought this was real...
=( I'm SO disappointed.

But to hold on to the little bit of hope I have, I'm going to keep my joy at my own little spot and keep it moving...

Thu Dec 07, 04:40:00 PM  
Blogger Bklyn Diva said...

LMAO.. OMG Rob I am studying for my finals and I had to take a moment and I read your blog.. OMG THIS WAS THE BEST THING I READ TODAY!!!!

and I heard about you being sexier in person.. u lucky I love you like a lil play brother.. LOL

Thu Dec 07, 07:59:00 PM  
Blogger Shai said...

I just had on my blog about being cautious with our business. I guess this was a premonition. I used to get those alot about the good and bad.

I thought a few things were odd on her blog and then after her death. I found it interesting how her blog was down so quickly.

Anyway, everyone be careful. I and you can be googled if you put out some personal stuff.

I know because I am working to become an author, my name will be out there more. All I can do is pray and be cautious.

I am too raw and real sometimes on my blogs. But hey that is me. I am a writer and tell what I tell.

I was not surprised at all at the deceit. That is what happens in this world. People have issues and some get off on doing crazy ish.

Thu Dec 07, 09:36:00 PM  
Blogger *snake*bite* said...

Absolute MADNESS!!

I suppose it is everyone to their own.

I'm with you though - i treat mine like an online diary.

Hope ur good


Fri Dec 08, 02:45:00 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

I was born in the County of Crooks as well....

Lemme go see what you are talkin about...

Fri Dec 08, 08:10:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

OH and my real name aint Missy...i been lying all this time

Fri Dec 08, 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Well Rob you know who I am, really!

Fri Dec 08, 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

LOL @ "The Resume". LOL!

Fri Dec 08, 08:50:00 AM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

Rob who WASNT born in Cook County LOL

So...that sexy voice is really conncted to a YOUNG guy huh? OK just checking...

And...ok to be honest, I'm really a dude. A white balding dude. Who rubs himself down in peanut butter as I read the blogs in the "black" world. That day on the phone I paid some black girl who lives in my Lincoln Park condo to talk to you. Sorry for the deceit LOL.

^^Just Playing. As random as shit seems on my blog, at least it is all fact and not fiction but whatever...then again I'm not that type of attention whore.

Fri Dec 08, 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Yes ladies the pictures do him no justice.

See, that's two compliments, Rob!

LMAO at Royce! Is that why we didn't hang out when I was in ATL?! LOL!

Fri Dec 08, 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

um, i agree with everything you're saying. (gasp!)

LOL!!!!!! kidding!! I guess great minds think alike huh. I Miss your "real" pic though.

Hey you...yeah I've been to your spot a few times, I'm sure I've responded a few times as well...most people I've come across are cool, just a few bad apples that spoil it you know...I'm gonna still keep it going though..

Bk Diva
Hmm. You're just saying that cuz you got a man....if you didn't you would be all on the boy! LOL!!!!!!! yeah I got you!

What's going on? Yeah I need to come by your spot huh? My blog is the same way, I speak on the reals...why not?

Thanks. I'm cool. Ive been laughing really hard the past 2 days. I told Nikki if there was an award for blogger of the year she would get it.

Nika Nsane
Yeah a bunch of us were. a big ol free clinic! LOL!!!!!!!! The only way you'll get seen right away is if youre shot! Yeah I know you and little K.

Missy (if that's you're real name)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I drank, partied and danced with you!!! Say it aint so!!!!!!!

Miss J
Hmm, I looked and I don't know what you mean by "resume"..clarify sweetie.

LOL....Yep that was really me..are you coming back for xmas?...yeah I was just telling Nika that e'ybody was born at Da County...and you have so much stuff to write, I can't even see someone making all of that stuff you have to say. LOL

Coming from you, it holds a lot of weight. And Thanks for um, trying to point out some things to me last week.

Fri Dec 08, 02:12:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

Luv this post! I think I will include this as a MEME in my current series on Holiday HAM (Hot A$$ Mess)!

I have to take a moment and stand up for all the old fat people after reading this part...
The pictures are not from many years ago and I'm fat and old now trying to re-live my past.

...cause if you live long enough you will get old...and you will pull out the old pics...just like I do. But I post my pics with dates...I aint scuured! LOL

Everybody talks about keeping it real on the Internet, but on the real? there are people who lie to THEMSELVES everyday due to denial, immaturity or mental illness...some folk just live in an alternate reality! And unfortunately some of those folk wind up on Blogger...Oh well

Fri Dec 08, 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a lurker in the shadows. Just wanted to say your post was on point. Glad I didn't have to go through that soap opera-ish that just went down.

And you better be glad I have a man!!!

Fri Dec 08, 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger Curlycurvynervy said...

...Mack strikes again...better in person...that sounds too much to handle LOl...*fanning myself*

Moving on...join the "I Never" train.. but just so we're clear, "I Never faked my death" has been used already LOL
Oh and that was my real pic, I think I got credit with you and SS...

Fri Dec 08, 03:29:00 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

I was just commenting on the fact that you had everything on there but your social security number. It's a shame that situations have made it to where folks gotta list facts and evidence on their own blogs.

I guess the word "application" fits better. ;)

Fri Dec 08, 03:34:00 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Well thank you for validating your fine-ass existence Rob.

All is right with the world now.


Seriosuly, don't let one pathological liar make you bitter or skeptical of the rest of your blog friends. I'd be willing to bet the majority of them keep it real in their posts....ESPECIALLY the anonymous ones.

Like me.

Not having a picture on my blog is why I'm so revealing to THE WORLD.

Fri Dec 08, 09:59:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

Forget all that dumb sh*t! Just saw the news. What happened at the Citcorp Building in Chicago tonight?...folk in real life are acting crazy too! Whats really going on?

Fri Dec 08, 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Any time, babe...

Fri Dec 08, 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger 1969 said...

I just caught up to all of this shyt. Rob Mack, fake or not, you da man. This is the internet, half of the stuff we read is fake as hell. Don't even sweat it!

Sat Dec 09, 07:53:00 PM  
Blogger solitaire said...

I don't know the situation but it's good on you to come on your own spot and declare who you are.

Although I read blogs for a bit to see where people are coming from. I'm new to yours but I already know you are the truth.

AND it's interesting, we know some of the same people, online AND offline.

Small world.

Sat Dec 09, 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger Paula D. said...

Damn, I have been away too long! I feel ya mack!

Mon Dec 11, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

damn. it's like mack got all kinds of sistas at his spot now. how da hell did THAT happen?!?

Mon Dec 11, 02:37:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Lemme respond to make it a even 40 for this piece. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL...nothing is wrong with it as long as you let people know that this was you from back in the day and this is you now...LOL...

Southern Gal
So if you didn't have a man what would that mean????? *wink*

Oh yeah, I forgot about the I never train...maybe sometime this week.

Miss J
Oh ok, just making I'm being extra careful with folks these days..LOL..

Well thank you, and stop making the boy blush! You have a great xxxmas, ok?

Chezniki part 2
Dude was mad because the white folks took his idea...I heard he spent like 25g's to get stuff together....I guess his dreams went down the +toilet+...LOL..bad joke, but if you the story you get it..

Ms Wonder Woman huh? I like it...I hope you didn't take your pic down because of what's going on? I liked your pic...

Hmm, who do we know OFF the blogs????

Paula D.
Man its crazy out here! Thanks for coming by..

Nikki I don't know...maybe its because I'm "real" and "in the flesh".....LMAO!!!

Mon Dec 11, 03:56:00 PM  

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