My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

It stinks in there, but I'm so hungry....

Ok, I'm keeping it light on a hump day.


As a lot of you know, I work for a very large computer company. You see their commercials all of the time, especially if you watch the NFL. My company moved into a big, 10-story building in early 2003, a few months before I started working there. We share the building with "The Light Bill folks of Chicago and NE Illinois" (LOL) who owns the building and occupies the top 4 floors. My company did some condensing and moved a lot of people to another floor, leaving the 3rd floor open for the past 6 or so months. On Monday, a new mortgage company moved in and set up shop on the vacant 3rd level.





The reason for telling you all this is because I seen a few ladies coming through the doors, and I liked what I had seen at first glance. So the question is, if I ever attempted to court one of these chicks, would it still be considered an office thing, aka "shitting where you eat"? True, it may be the same building, but my chances of seeing this person on the regular is slim and none unless we purposely made attempts to see one another. Our security doors and badges are different so the chick couldn't just pop up on me. My only chance of coincidently seeing her is if we're in the cafeteria at the same time, which is doubtful considering that I'm one of those types that sits at my computer all day, only getting up once or twice to get a printout or "answering nature".




So If I go after the meal, will it stink later?




Thanks for reading,


Robert Mack

26 Comments:

Anonymous chele said...

I think you're safe. The real trouble exists when you work for the same company.

Wed Oct 18, 11:16:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

You have thought of every possible reason why this could work, so what are you asking us for??? LOL!

Wed Oct 18, 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

It's too late, Mack. You've already made your intentions known by even noticing her in the first place. And from what I read, you gone make every excuse in the book now to see her - even though you got all these reasons why and how y'all never would really meet because of whatever and whatever.

No matter what we say to you, you gone do what you wanna do. Don't let us judge it/call it for you.

Wed Oct 18, 01:33:00 PM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

Oh yeah, I got 'em up for 'ya...

Wed Oct 18, 01:34:00 PM  
Blogger SynSational said...

You already know what you WANT to do, so why are you asking us again? LOL...your mind is made up, homie. You're going after it.

Wed Oct 18, 01:48:00 PM  
Blogger A woman on the move said...

Life is all about risks!
You don't win playing safe!

LOL

Wed Oct 18, 01:58:00 PM  
Blogger ----- said...

Go for it Mr. Mack!!!! ;o)

(Is she light-skinded, huh?? Is she?) LOL

Wed Oct 18, 02:01:00 PM  
Blogger thee modern isis said...

lol@ Trizz

I agree with the above. I say go for what ya know.. a closed mouth don't get fed.

Wed Oct 18, 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@ALL YALL
The key word is "if"...This was all at first glance, thats all....who's to say that if I see any of these said chicks again if I would even like them. I'm speaking more hypothetically. I guess I should have put that in the blog. I love yall though for coming to my blog.





Chele
True that. Been there done that too many times to name in the past.


Dynasty and Synsational
True but again just hypothetically speaking.

JoJo D
damn baby you got my jumping out the window, before i even asked for a name! Its not even anyone in particular.

A Woman on the Move
Thanks. You got me thinking about a sports analogies now. LOL...

Trizzy
Hey you. Well one I saw looked was light. What can I say. LOL...


Isis
Thats one of my favorite phrases, told to me first by one of my favorite people.

Wed Oct 18, 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

go for it.

Wed Oct 18, 04:12:00 PM  
Blogger 1969 said...

Now why are you asking us??LOL

Go on and make a move Mr. Mack.
Invite her to lunch or something.

Wed Oct 18, 04:15:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

Do it, son. Make us proud.

Wed Oct 18, 05:37:00 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

Speaking from experience, I say look but don't touch. I've been working for the same company for the last 5 years. During that time I have dated a co-worker, dated someone who worked in the building, and dated someone who worked down the block (not at the same time of course). If it doesn't work out, your world gets really, really small. Look, but don't touch.

Wed Oct 18, 07:50:00 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

It will stink later, don't do it!

Take it from someone who knows. Once the shit ends, it sucks fucking ass to have to see their bitch ass at work all the time!

Thu Oct 19, 01:04:00 AM  
Blogger 1InTheSame said...

Hell I'd do it !! Do your thing !!

Thu Oct 19, 09:21:00 AM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

I'm with the mistress. You don't know who she may run her mouth too afterwards.

Thu Oct 19, 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Phoenix
Thanks. We'll see.


1969
LOL! You all are something else. I haven't even seen anyone since the first day.

TCas
If I see anyone again I'll see what's up. Gotta make the boys proud you know?

Organized Porn (formerly O. Noise, LOL)
Thanks for the heads up. For the most part, every chick that I've decided to go there with has been pretty amicable after the dating was over. On both sides I should say.

Mistress
LOL! You are too funny
LOL@ their bitch ass!
Read what I told O. Noise about the amicable part.

1 in the same.
LOL. Yeah I know about you potnah!

Miz JJ
I hear ya. And after further review, them people that moved in looked a lil "rat-tish". LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're bringing the property value down around these corporate (white) parts.

Thu Oct 19, 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger Hoodoo's Hostess said...

So, are you gone do it or what, Mack?

Thu Oct 19, 02:05:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

I say go for it

think about it...a lil lunchtime action in the bathroom, slid the panties to the side and slide right in...and still have enough time to grab a sammich in the cafeteria...

Thu Oct 19, 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger Curlycurvynervy said...

Don't starve yourself, but choose what you eat carefully, you don't want indigestion later...

Fri Oct 20, 12:55:00 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Don't ask me cause I always eat in the bathroom...

Not literally cause I'm a germaphobe, but you know what I mean...

When are you coming to Dallas?

Tenacious, you giving me nasty ideas....too bad my job is so small, there's no way to dip off...like that...cause I would...

Fri Oct 20, 06:31:00 AM  
Blogger TTD said...

i think i would.. as long as they aren't in your company nor on your floor.. why not?

Fri Oct 20, 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

Check out my blog. As per your request....

Fri Oct 20, 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

@ Nsane

Girl if there were 1. more cute men at the job and 2. no ring on the finger...I would dip in the bathroom in a heart beat...come back hair all messy, lip gloss every where, suit wrinkled....lol...but a big ass smile on my face

Sat Oct 21, 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger *snake*bite* said...

If u have access to different areas and not each others i suppose it wouldn't be considered as shittin where you eat but just remember when a new company moves in and new people start old people make an effort to make them welcome - so office chatter will still be flyin around. Just try and make sure it aint about you unless you don't mind of course.
x x x

Thu Oct 26, 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous aint said...

I'm with Mistress. Cuz as soon as you DON'T want to see the person, you won't be able to turn around without seeing them everywhere you go.

Wed Nov 01, 12:00:00 PM  

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