My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Weekend that WASN'T, September Edition

Although the title says otherwise, I had a nice weekend. It didn't go as planned, but still..........

Friday night came and went. Enjoyed the night off from the second job. Played phone tag with Tenacious.

Saturday came, I called Tenacious again. No answer. I leave a message informing her that I was going to see her before she left.

I'm not the best forecaster/predicter.

I went to the picnic that I mentioned previously. Nothing really to talk about, except an interesting scenario: As soon as I make it to the picnic, I'm greeted by two chicks at the same time. One hugs me on the left, the other on the right. Both of these women know me quite well. In fact, I received a lil "education" from both, probably just a week or two apart from each other. It happened a while back, and I thought about writing about it, but didn't until now. It was even more funny because there was a lot of people at this picnic and everybody saw me coming, and it was like "All Eyes on Me" as these ladies jumped on me. I laughed in my head the whole time. I'm sure that neither chick knows about each other. Or do they?????????????

The Magic Bloggers Who can make themselves disappear....

After the picnic, I make a few calls. I talked to my boy 1 in the Same on Friday, and he said that he was down for coming into the city for another Saturday night club session. So I called him earlier in the day, but no answer. I called again after the picnic, but no answer again. I left him a message, telling him that I hope he was up in something. LOL....
Still haven't got a call back from the *african*. And for that matter, I never heard back from Tenacious either.
Hmm, did they conspire and kick it without me? I'm not saying, but I'm sayin.........LOL....I'm kidding, all. Or am I ?????????

Just Like Old Times?

Last night, around 1 in the morning after tossing and turning a few times, I looked at my phone to see that I have a text message from chick named Shamika. The message says "Can I get some sex for my birthday?" Now at the time, I was half asleep and thought I could have been dreaming, so I laughed and turned back over and went to sleep. But I looked at my phone this morning and It was definitely not a dream.
Let's go back in time: Shamika was a chick that I dated when I was 19 and living in Rockford. At the time, she was 26. I ain't gonna lie, I thought I was the shit! Here I am, this kid just a year removed from high school, and I'm kickin it with this older chick who has her own house. I felt like Q from Juice, LOL...
About a year later, I moved back to Chicago abruptly. At the time, I didn't want to have anything to do with anyone from Rockford, any including family and friends from there. It was wrong, but blame it on youth. About a year ago, I get a call on my house phone, surprisingly from Shamika. I call her back, and she tells me that she found my number on the internet (Dammit I thought I went thru all the measures to have it taken off. Oh well..). So we talk about old times, and I inform her that I would be up that way for Thanksgiving, and If I had time I would come thru. So after being with the fam on Turkey Day, I made that special trip to her crib. I get there, and the house looks the same as before, but unfortunately I couldn't say the same for Shamika. Father Time has not been nice to her. Her 26 year old thickness has turned into 33 turning on 34 year old fat. What happened? And she looked old. Now I know a lot of 33 and 34 year old women that can pass for 25 year olds easy, but I can't say that about her. Or maybe I caught her on a bad day. But anyway, I'm over there hanging out and she's staring at me constantly. She was thinking about old times, and I was thinking about "the time" as in time to go. But every now and then, she'll send me text messages asking when I'm coming back that way, and I guess she took the messages to another level last night. One level that I'm not going to, or at least going back to. But I guess its a lil flattering that a chick that I haven't been with for 7 years still has the hots for the boy.

Thanks for Reading,

Robert Mack


Blogger 1InTheSame said...

Rob your boy was slipping this weekend...I got talked into working a double shift at the 2nd gig and was tired and pissed by the time I got home....needless to say I will definitely be up for kicking it this weekend (or perhaps the next) LOL....I got your message Sunday morning when I woke up by myself, and having not been "into" weekend sucked.

Tue Sep 19, 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

Okay so, if SistaGurl was still tight in all the right places, you would have been down?


Tue Sep 19, 01:31:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Damn u got DISSED!!!!!!No weekend wasnt that eventful thats why I aint gonna blog about it. Ppl wanna hear drama and juicy-ness and none of that happened. Oh wait I got high Friday nite

Tue Sep 19, 01:43:00 PM  
Blogger thee modern isis said...

Gon' head Bill Dee with a girl on each arm.

You'll make up for it this weekend and have plenty of blog material to post about.

Tue Sep 19, 02:13:00 PM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

That picnic scene was some mack shit! (Pun intended!)

I know a little about a chick still feenin' a long time after you hit it. I think when you checked her the first time, you might have encountered something many men haven't discovered. That something is called the Back Wall. She's still looking for you to play "Indiana Jones" and dig out that artifact.


Tue Sep 19, 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

so you got your "mack" on at the picnic!!!! yea yippy woohoo!

Tue Sep 19, 02:50:00 PM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

I turned 33 just fukin hurt my feelings *hmpf*

Tue Sep 19, 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

Weren't you the player of the picnic. You better hope them girls don't find about each other. Lol.

Why don't you just tell her you aren't interested? Or do you just like the attention even if she as you say over 30 and fat.

Tue Sep 19, 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

1 in the same
Sup Homie! LOL....its ok man, I ain't trippin at all...I thought you might have been mad at me cuz I said that Blah was coming to see me....LOL kidding (on both accounts)
Woke up by yourself huh? I know the feeling....

Hmm...good question...probably not

Hmm so GOM/Mr Martin didn't come thru?

It was a moment. One I've never been in before...My father once had 3 women he dated all in the same kitchen at my gmom's house....I've always wanted to ask him about that I'm older, I think I will...

How do you know I will have a better weekend? Are you a better forecaster than me? Probably so...

One of the chick's ex boyfriend was there too, so I was wondering what in the hell was he thinking...
Yeah Shamika I guess wants me to clear them cobwebs out...she's about 7 years too late

Royce's Daughter
Aww....don't be like fact, when I first wrote this, when I mentioned that some ladies that are 33 and look 25, I was going to mention you....PLEASE dont take it that way at all....PLEASE...I wouldn't have known how old you were if you didnt say so for real....

Miz JJ
LOL...player huh? Naw, it was just a "situation" LOL!!!!!
As for Shamika, I wasn't expecting her to flat out ask for was just on some "when are you coming back here up?" type of stuff....but she surprised me with that text message last night..
And wait It aint because she's 33...I'll holla at an older women in a heartbeat. I'm just not attracted to her.

Tue Sep 19, 03:23:00 PM  
Blogger 1969 said...

Rob Mack...insulting the 33 and older crew...tsk, tsk..

That's okay youngster, I forgive you.

I think next weekend will give you something to blog about. You are gonna come back like those NY GIANTS after the weekend.

Tue Sep 19, 03:58:00 PM  
Blogger TTD said...

that is flattering.. you musta put it on her! ;-p

Tue Sep 19, 04:09:00 PM  
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Tue Sep 19, 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

*sigh* I love older women
I love older women
I love older women
I love older women
I love older women!!!!!!

I should have put in more of a disclaimer then....I loves me a nice mature lady....

But that's cool too that you know about sports....look at you knowing about NY's comeback agaist Philly...we (Bears) play them in November, we'll kick their ass for yall in Philly..

LOL! I was 19 back then, I couldn't have known what I was doing..Imagine now.."She'll be ready to marry a n***a" (Friday reference)

Tue Sep 19, 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger DivineLavender said...

I was hoping somebody was juicin' this weekend. Awww, Dang...

Who stole our (1 in the same, Rob, and my) MOJO?

*Opening a can of Whoop-AZZ...& taking names!*

Tue Sep 19, 05:20:00 PM  
Blogger ----- said...

I'm with Isis...this weekend (or the weekend after if you and 1 get it right) will be better! :D

LOL@one girl for each side of your neck! I'm not even mad...

I AM mad, however, at Shamika. She didn't have to do it like that. She put herself ALL THE WAY out there.

*Cheers* Here's to a better weekend... :D


Tue Sep 19, 06:35:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

LOL @ Q from juice...

You was getting your Jack Tripper on at the picnic.

Tue Sep 19, 07:46:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...


YOu shoulda pulled it at the picnic, they was reaady...*lol*

LOL @ "the time"....Shamika, oh Shamika.....*lol*

That was funny Mack...

Tenacious and 1 sent you off, Joe?...*lol*

Tue Sep 19, 09:33:00 PM  
Blogger Blah Blah Blah said...

I was about to piggy-back off of 1969...but I see you had to throw in the liking older women.... I feel better now.

*hi RMack*

Wed Sep 20, 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Sangindiva said...

WHY have i never been to your page?!!?!
I mean JEEZ- you ARE a Gemini Genius like me!!
I gotz ta keep in touch!!

Wed Sep 20, 03:12:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

NO GOM/MR MARTIN aint come thru..he live in New York. I havent heard from him in about 3 u know i dont chase em I replace em......

Wed Sep 20, 07:38:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Divine Lavender
I'm sure you did (get juiced)...I would read your blog to find out but um....*yeah*....

Yeah I can't believe she came out like that too....especially because I haven't even been talking to her on that level...its just on some "what's going on" stuff..

Come on now, Q had major game to be in HS and pull a fine chick like Cindy from en vogue
Joe Budden had a tight line when he was like "Jump off that N.gga/Known to see me with at least 2 birds like Jack Tripper"

And they was drinking too? LOL....Took them back in the woods somewhere huh? LOL....
Naw I played it cool...
Yeah 1 in the same and Tenacious disappeared on me...LOL..It was fine though, I enjoyed the weekend because I was not working you know?

Blah Blah Blah
LOL....I love older women back in like 2002-03 I had a string of where I talked to women who were like 3 years older than me, I dont know how it worked out like that but it did....How are you doing bloopty?

Hey you!!! You know what, I say the same thing, especially since a lot of us go to the same people's blogs....thanks for coming by...I think I went to your blog once and got shy...and that something? LOL....
And youre a fellow gemini? Do you have 2 personalities?

I see..I'm the same's another line (see T-Cas I'm full of them..LOL!!)

Use to chase the h*es
Now I chase the dough
You B*#ches gonna help me get paper, NO!
- Nas, "Big Things"

Wed Sep 20, 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

Damn playboi, I'm gonna need you to write a book or something, and send it to VA...quick. The hot 26 year old?? That's whats up. Kinda sad that she didn't look the same though...but its whatever...time moves on. Holla at your people though (1 and Tenacious) for giving you the run around. People are known to be dodging calls for one reason or another...and I too am guilty of that ish.

Wed Sep 20, 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Sounds like you had a nice weekend. Sometimes it's not worth digging up old dirt...

Wed Sep 20, 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Sup man...Well I wouldnt say she was hot even back then...she was she aint even lukewarm...LOL!.....1 and Tenacious are still my peeps...they both explained what happened...

All of my weekends are lovely when I'm not working....And I'm leaving all of the dirt up in Rockford...I will not be knocking any "dust" off....LOL! (2 friday references in one post!)

Wed Sep 20, 01:20:00 PM  
Blogger BZ said...

LMMFAO @ KZ! That just had me rolling! Anyway, it looks like old girl is trying to recycle (especially since her appearance has declined and she is probably having a difficult time finding someone to blow her back out).

Wed Sep 20, 01:37:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

Sorry Rob, Saturday when you called I was slugging it out with my cousin.

Yeah Ima have to post that one up.

We did play phone tag though, partly my fault, my phone just was not getting a good signal, my battery died Thursday and the shit crashed Saturday. Excuses Excuses I know.

My sincere apology. We are so kicking it when I come back to town!!!

Wed Sep 20, 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous chele said...

I'm glad I read through all the comments before I started writing. I was none too happy about the "old" comments. I'm part of the over ... 40 club and proud of it baby.

Thanks for stopping by my page.

Thu Sep 21, 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

New entry tomorrow....writers block I guess..

hey Zeta...thanks for coming by my blog, I left something on yours too...Yeah the dudes up there are really sorry, thats why she's calling me....

We better...except no fighting with me please...*wink*

Thank you baby! I'm sorry if I made you a lil mad about my older lady comment...

Thu Sep 21, 04:22:00 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

You musta put it on her ass BIG TIME Mack Daddy! :-)

Too bad she's stepped into Hag Territory since ya'll hooked up.

Fri Sep 22, 01:29:00 AM  

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