My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Thursday, July 27, 2006

27 thoughts from a 27 year old on the 27th day of the month.

Random thoughts, a la Missy with the many names...




* I'm 27 years old, yet I still feel like a kid.

* Why does it take me so long to figure things out?

* I think God's intended my life to be the way it is so far. I'm very appreciative of life, and I look forward to what the future may bring.

* People love to talk to me for some reason.

* Why do I love black women so much, and why do I go crazy and have all kinds of dirty thoughts when I see a really fine one.

* Why are some women that I'm fond of are either far away or are going to be moving far away?

* Men, why be gay (I just heard one of the Nsync dudes is) ? So much TNA in the world, what would make you want to lay up with another sweaty hairy dude?

* On second thought, be gay and be proud of it. Leaves more pussy for me.

* Why am I surfing the net for porn, specifically looking for chicks who squirt? (Not now I'm at work, lol)

* Why does receiving head feel so good?

* Why do I want to really "give it" to Chappelle # 2 one more good time?

* Why do I know that I'm a man in demand yet treat myself like a scrub?

* Why do I have so many epiphany's?

* Is epiphany's even a word? Can you use epiphany in a plural sense?

* Why am I such a great kisser, yet find chicks who are not kissers?

* Why couldn't Gina be about 26 or 27 instead of 21?

* Why did I go back and read, from the beginning , the story of Slish and his girl Barneys?

* Why am I always told I look like someone? From Chris Webber to Kevin Garnett to Michael Vick? Or someone's "kin"?

* Why am I so enamored with facial hair and why do I wish to grow more under my chin?

* Why did I glue hair on my chin back in high school to look like I had a goatee (true story)?

* Why do I love being chocolate, after hating it as a child? Thank you Wesley and MJ for bringing us back, and Kanye for the line "I'ma make sure these light skinned n...az Never ever never come back in style"

* Is it really true that dark skinned guys prefer light skin women? Because I luvs me a yellow chick.

* Why did I think that a quality chick would fall right into my lap?

* Why do I not realize that finding a quality chick is similar to a home run hitter? It might take him 100 times, but when he gets one, no one remembers the other 99 times he failed.

* Why do I love attention, yet want to be left alone?

* Why do I anger so easily?

* BONUS THOUGHT : What the hell will I be doing a year from now? Hell a month from now? A week from now?


Damn, I really do feel better after getting that off my chest.




Thanks for reading,

Robert Mack

28 Comments:

Blogger Tenacious said...

You just haven't found the right "Chocolate" chick yet *lol*

yeah why does receiving feel so good?

I'm mad @ the goatee thing LOL, I'm sure that didnt last long...

and um eww at the porn, better stop, ur computer might get seized L&O:SVU style and they'll try to paint you as a perverted freak...LOL...I know Black people are sniping and serial killing now but jeez let's leave something for the crazy white people!

LOL...23 yet act 15 sometimes :-)

Thu Jul 27, 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

I have a thought for today, Rob: Is Brandy on drugs?

Have yall seen her lately?

That girl looks like she's operating on a whole "different" level from the rest of us, these days.

I swear, she is two steps from looking schitzed and low self esteemed like Whitney Houston did around the time she and Bobby went flopping they smoked out asses to the Mother land some years ago.

Thu Jul 27, 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Robert-u are always thinking of me...too bad I live far away......

Imma send a nice "one' to your email address.....this is by far the craziest i ever seen....

Thu Jul 27, 02:17:00 PM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

Very honest post. I think some dark skinned dudes have internalized all the bad things they've heard about dark skinned people and thus prefer light skinned girls. They have bought into the myth that light is better, or more attractive.

I am the opposite. I love dark skinned men. Light skinned men don't do it for me. I have a lot of biases against them. To each his own. Know what you like.

Thu Jul 27, 02:22:00 PM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

Well thats alot to get off your chest!

Thu Jul 27, 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

tenacious
I used to date a really chocolate chick back when I was 19...she was nice too. I like all women....believe it or not, I did the goatee thing for a LONG time...I was such a lame, lol...if they seized my computer at home, it would be just regular stuff..lol...no beastiality or nothing illegal..LOL!!!!!

Insanity
Umm, I dont know about Brandy...but I knew she was a lil off when she got a tattoo of Quentin Richardson and they end up breaking up...she too professional and mature to be making mistakes like that...maybe its because she done fell off a lil...all she need is some hot producers and she'll be back, and get off of that goodie goodie stuff..ok I've wrote too much about Brandy.

Papi's Princess
How can I not think of you??? Yeah send that bad boy on over, I'll have to check it out when I get home

Miz JJ
Like I told Tenacious, I like them all colors, but I have an affinity for a yellow chick...maybe its something with my dark hands touching her light body or something (LOL)...maybe it because I like to picture what skin tone the future kids would take...I think of stuff like that..like Gina, she's super-bright, so I wonder would the kids be bright or have a medium hue to them..funny thing is that she wondered the same thing. But no I don't think light is better or nothing, I just have preferences. Big Pun had one of the all time lines

"I don't discriminate/I regulate any shade of the ass"

Thu Jul 27, 02:50:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Msnhim
I had more but I was trying to keep the 27 theme going....I feel better too for it.

Thu Jul 27, 02:51:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

4:16 its SENT..u got MAIL

Thu Jul 27, 03:21:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Black is beautiful sexual chocolate...

Minnesota is not far....and please don't tell me you didn't get my emails...

And yes, its true, dark guys light girls..light guys dark girls...PCC said he hates light skinned chics...I do too...*lol*

But I'm neither light or dark, so I can have both...*lol*

But I wish I was darker...I suffer from black envy....I think it is soooo beautiful, and it means, your ancestors haven't been diluted by white so much...

Thu Jul 27, 04:53:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

@RobertMack-I just have one question? Why 27 on the 27th...is your birthday coming up?
Also, facial hair on Black men looks FANTASTIC! On other men, it can look a little child molester-ish...LOL

@MizJJ-I think the darker brothers look at me and have a flash back to their mothers or something...they lose their d*mn minds with me...that's why I try to stick to the beige brothers whenever possible...but to each his own.

Thu Jul 27, 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger *snake*bite* said...

That was a very to the point post.
I prefer darker men for me as white men (not to be racist) really aint got anything that will interest me at all. Black have got a sexy thing about them, can't really pin point it but they always make me smile. Not everyone though !!!
xxS*Bxx

Fri Jul 28, 07:27:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Nsane
Haven't received an email at all. RobertMack52779@sbcglobal.net, right? Check you sent box....Minnesota is far away from here...back when my father worked for Greyhound he used to have to go there and it was too many hours for me...maybe it won't be that bad now that I'm older....I feel you on the wanting to be darker...I hope my future kids , well the sons at least get my skin color. I'm exactly the color of my father and my mom is a medium brown with freckles..

Chezniki
My b-day was May 27.....I was just trying to come up with something and I saw that I had 27 thoughts, so I was being creative I guess..lol..I change my looks all of the time with the facial hair, I like to cut it all off just to let it grow back. Beige bruh's huh?


*snake*bite*
Hey you..I feel the EXACT same way about black women, which is why I say I highly doubt I would ever be with a white chick. There are some nice ones (Jessica Simpson) but overall I'm hanging with the sistas.

Fri Jul 28, 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous mznewagenda said...

I think it is the Gemini in us that get's us to anger so eeasily *shrug*

BTW Thanks for the get well wishes...I feel so much better now...trying to catch up on blogging.

Fri Jul 28, 11:10:00 AM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

I think opposites must attract cause my little yello azz loves me a chocolate man. That's my preference, however, I'll take a light one too...i ain't racist!

You ever consider leaving chicago? I know LA is on your radar screen...maybe a move is what will be on the horizon for you in 2007. I'm psychic by the way LOL!!

Fri Jul 28, 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

I'm wit RD...opposites attract. I love me a brown/dark man.

I got a 28th question for you: Why do you sound like you need some ass?

I threw up in my mouth a little when I read about your squirting fetish!

Fri Jul 28, 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Rob, everything is far on Greyhound....and that's where I sent it too, so you mean to tell me, you haven't received any of my forwarded emails either?

Eww Dynasty, not in yo mouth...

I wanna know whats the big deal about that, men and that squirting fetish...

I've never done it, cause I always think I'mma piss everywhere....and thats not cool...

Hold up, I take that back, my BD said I did it once....I didn't think I did but if he said I did, then I did, he has a squirting fetish....ewwwww

Royce's Daughter, can you give me a pyschic reading????? PLEASE!!

Fri Jul 28, 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

MsNewAgenda
Hey!! Glad to hear you back...yeah I'm a classic Gemini

RD
Yeah, my cousin is supposedly moving out there. I'll believe it when I see it, but yeah if I ever leave chicago, it would be for either dallas or la...

Dynasty
Tecnically yours would have been #29 (the bonus was 28,lol)but to answer the question, im a man when do I not want to?........ .....as for the squirters, hey I was being real, letting you know what I was doing...Missy hooked me up with a hot one (thanks babe!)

Nsane
I havent got an email from you since *goes to check* June 30...I just sorta ran into the squirter thing last week and I thought it hot, like I've heard of it but I never seen it...until now...supposedly every chick can do it

Fri Jul 28, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger 1InTheSame said...

Mack dont be mad at me man...I believe I am going to steal this thought for my blog today...Damn I cant find any creativity today.

Fri Jul 28, 02:43:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Robert I think you met your match with Missy...LOL!

RD: Hook me up with a psychic reading, too. My crystal ball is on the blink..LOL!

Fri Jul 28, 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

1 in the same
Do your thing, I aint trippin at all....

Dynasty
LOL yeah Missy is something else..that's why she's my girl with her crazy self....I need her to do another Random thoughts list...

Fri Jul 28, 03:52:00 PM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

Psychic readings for everyone...hold up let me channel some positive energy here...ok...

Nsane...I sense that a major change is about to happen in your life. You will be stepping outside your comfort zone. But the life that you're use to having...(doing things on our own) will soon change...real soon you'll have less burden on your back and you'll finally be able to enjoy life with minimal worry and finally let your guard down to relish in unconditional love. Oh and your going to get a really good paying job too LOL!!

Dynasty...I sense that an opportunity is lurking in the shadows...a professional opportunity that will take you to a place that you didn't expect (maybe overseas). You'll struggle with the idea because it will mean you'll have to leave some really imporant people here in the States but if you allow yourself to walk out in faith you'll find yourself in a position to do more for yourself and your loved ones...making all of you very proud. Oh and you gone get laid in the month of August *shrug*

LOL!! That reading is free cause ya'll my blog folks and I got love for you *wink* LMAO!!!

*somebody's gone win the lottery...my ball just went dark so I'm not sure who but I hope it's me*

PEACE

Fri Jul 28, 03:55:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

I'm getting some knooky, I'm getting some knooky! Thanks Big Sis! Do you know if it will be good sex??? That's important.

Overseas huh? That's interesting.

Fri Jul 28, 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Cute post!!

LMAO "be gay and proud, leaves more pussy for me."

Oh and as far as why receiving head feels so good...I wonder about that my damn self!

Fri Jul 28, 04:52:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Ms. Cleo, I mean RD...You are too funny!! Thanks for the reading..*lmao*

Fri Jul 28, 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger TTD said...

i dont think ALL dark skinned dudes prefer a light-skinned chick.. i'm brown & my man is dark skin.. i think it's the majority though...

i know the feeling of loving attention but wanting to be left alone!

Sun Jul 30, 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

Earlier this year I was seeing two "squirters". Makes for a lot of bedsheet washing and a lot of soaking in the tub to get the coochie smell of ya.

I'm not exactly light skinned, but I loves me a dark skinned chick.

KZ

Mon Jul 31, 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Mistress
I was being real. Less competition you know? The head thing I just can explain....hmmm....I need some now!!!!

TTD
Yeah there's always exceptions to the rule. Like my brother Todd Mack is so yellow that he looks puerto rican, yet he likes girls that are the same color as him. And he lives in Texas, so all the lil chicks love him. Matter fact every where he goes some girl is following him. And he's all of 15. LOL.

KZ
Yeah I thought I remember you talking about that way back.....Hmm so it sounds like it aint all that its cracked up to be huh????? I still want to experience it though just to say I did it...sorta like my 3some fantasy...

Mon Jul 31, 03:47:00 PM  
Blogger Blah Blah Blah said...

What do you qualify as a "quality chick"?

Tue Aug 01, 10:27:00 PM  

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