My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Tagged by Nsane once again...

Ok, I'm late to the party, but I'm here and Nsane tagged me, so here is my version of the "Freaky Meme"


FREAKY MEME

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Oh yeah, not a lot, I would say just a handful of times.


2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yeah. When I was 19, I was messing with this 24 year old and we was doing the do in the park in the grass on some Jason's Lyric shit...man them mosquitos bit my ass (literally) up...I think I counted about 8 or 9.
And if you count a parking lot, I would say yeah to that too..that was just last year.


3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yeah, because the bed was breaking. But that didn't stop the show.



4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Well she was, and it nearly moved me, but I don't think I did.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yeah, I'm a lame ass romantic dude. Unless its like 90 out with no a/c in the crib.


6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Sure, a few times. As soon as that nut was busted, it was like "what the hell you just did?" But that was a few years back. Anyone I've been with since 2004 I would say is no regret at all.


7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Naw, what did the late great Pac say?
"Momma told me never stop until I buss a nut"

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Depends. I'm passionate so I'm never quiet, if so, that means something ain't right.



9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Come on now...who hasn't?




10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Nah, never been attracted to any of my boy's women. But Blueprint's wife is dope though.



11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yeah, one of my regrets.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
No, but I want to before its all said and done. I've had chicks tell me that they would be down if I found the other chick, but how the hell am I going to do that? I've had a chance, but one of the chicks moved away. I'm still young though, LOL.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
As much as I love porn It's only been once, maybe twice. Most of the women I talk to aren't into porn. Sucks.


14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Both ways. I thought of an ugly chick to prolong a nut, and in contrast I've thought of a chick with a PHAT ass to stay up.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Umm, yeah..my first time..refer to part 1 of my "Public Places" story

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRaSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Hmm....this one involves just myself....When I first was learning how to jag off, I was doing it too hard and my stuff swole up a lil.....I don't know why but I thought if put some icy hot on it...............bad move......man that burned so bad, I was running around the crib yelling for about 10-15 minutes. Luckily, no one was around for that. And I think I've only told that story once or twice, now its on the net for millions to see. LOL. Go figure....


17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15, again, refer to my part 1 of the "Public Places" story


18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Hmm, good question. Well Chappelle # 2 just came back today from vacation, and I haven't got Gina yet, but right now I'm good.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Well, the first chick mentioned is always possible unless she finds her a man, the second chick might take some time. Time that I'm not sure I want to give.


20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Suprinsingly, No. Then again I haven't read Nsane's blog yet.


21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Well, I don't know. I might not pull her hair hard enough and talk enough shit for her. LOL. That being said..................


There you all go. Enjoy.



Part 3 of "Public Places Only" is tomorrow.


Thank again for reading, you dirty minded peeps! Myself included.


Robert Mack

16 Comments:

Anonymous MzNewAgenda said...

*first* chea!!!!!!!!! good list

Thu Jun 29, 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

Damn, I am so sorry for this Mack. But Your post just dredged up a "suppressed" memory. I just this minute thought of another opportunity I had to have a threesome!!!

This fine chick I used to work with told me she wanted to fuck me and my girlfriend (who later became my wife). I was too scared to tell my girl about the offer. She would've wanted to know how the chick felt comfortable enough to approach me. If I could've explained that part, it would've worked. My ex was so sexually open it was ridiculous. That's the only thing I miss about her.

KZ

Thu Jun 29, 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

RobMack, don't worry about that...*lol*
Puddy didn't used to be that rough, but eith enough of e talkin shit tellin him, how that shit ain't hurt, he learned to have no mercy on that ass...

IcyHot????...*lol* "To cool yo testicle walls..."

I know you know what movie that is from...

Thu Jun 29, 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

15? That must have been a year again, then, cuz I swear you look but 16 in your picture... youngun, LOL. Nice, honest answers, though.

Thu Jun 29, 01:15:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

I like porn :) *wink*

I like when a man talks...but none of that U NASTY BITCH this and that bs.....just be natural......i too believe if u aint speaking,sum'n aint right...but then again sometimes it s 2 dman good..for word..u ..can't s..peak


Damn i wish i could get osme while typing this....

Thu Jun 29, 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

MZnewagenda
Congrats on being first! (LOL)...thanks for coming by as usual, i hope you did your thing last night

KZ
That's ok, reading others blogs make you think about the past.....man i would have came with some god excuse as to why that chick was so open...lol thats why sometimes when I talk to chicks I try to figure out some way of throwing the possibility out, sometimes the best things are when you throw something out and it sticks.

Nsane
Well then what are you saying??? LOL...Yeah I know boomerang, but that shit didn't cool for about 15-20 minutes. Even after I wiped it off I still burned...lol

Insanity
That's funny you say that. In my blog about 2 months ago I went in front of a judge and I shaved my face completely, I was saying that when I was 16 I wanted to look about 25 or 26, But now that I'm 27 I don't mind looking 16 again. when I was about 20 or 21 I could grow a thick mustache, but now I let it reach it a certain point and i shave it down. I hope that the TV and movie exes still thing I look young if I ever make it.

Negropino
I called a chick a Bitch once in the heat of the moment...that was the same one who made me buss twice in a matter of minutes...she was dope...but crazy...I need you to tell me who to look out for cuz you aint feeling my porn stars...yeah you right sometimes it be so glad you can't help but to be quiet..lol...

Thu Jun 29, 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

I think the dude was either Wesley Pipes or Jean ST somebody.....he was smacking the chicks hands and calling them names and telling them what to do.........

Thu Jun 29, 03:18:00 PM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

*dead* @ #16...fukin Icy Hot? WHOA!

Thu Jun 29, 03:30:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Negropino
Them old school dudes aint they? They was messing around with Kitten and Janet Jacme? Its this one dude that talk too much shit I be thiking that the broad is going to tell him to shut up..probably that St jock stud you talking about..I know too much...

RD
Yeah I know..sad but 100% true...

Thu Jun 29, 04:11:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

That dude that be talkin waaay to much, I call him Cali, cause he talk like he fro Cali...I don't know his name...I know the women's names better...

I love Katya...her german ass or whatever she is, sexy ass hell, I like that nasty white girl....

Whats up with the Taste Negro?

Thu Jun 29, 05:56:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Whatever his name was He's RUDE......i dont know..i know u supposed to be fawking and all but wheres the kissing, the caressing.......

Fri Jun 30, 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Tag U are IT!!!!

Fri Jun 30, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

come on Icy Hot? dude what where you thinking?

Sat Jul 01, 06:43:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Phoenix
I have no idea. I thought it would take down the swelling.

Wed Jul 05, 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Blah Blah Blah said...

Concerning #1: Some have ahnds bigger than others...how many can fit in yours? heeheehee

Wed Jul 05, 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Blah Blah Blah
I've been told I had big hands. They used to make fun of me in 8th grade. I can palm a bball a little. I can palm other things as well...lol

Hey is this your first time here? If so, welcome!

Thu Jul 06, 04:31:00 PM  

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