My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The Waiting Game.......

You all see that image to the left here? Its an Illinois' Drivers License. (LOL) I want one. I want one right now! But I have to wait, hopefully just a few more days. I have to wait until Will County updates their records to show that my cases from last week are paid and settled. My license expired last year and I couldn't get it renewed because of those unsettled tickets from 6 years ago. Well thats all settled. Thankfully, its just expired and not suspended. But I need to get it renewed by my B-day (5-27) or else I would have to take the written and driving exam again. I still remember the day I went to take my driving test. It was just a few weeks past my 17th birthday. I was extremely nervous because I heard that them DMV people didn't play and would make you come back 2, even 3 times! I did good but I messed up while doing a reverse turn and the instructor was like "What are you doing???" I thought he was going to fail me, but I passed on my first try. I still wish I had that original license. That was back when Illinois still did the laminated paper version with the Abe Lincoln holograph in the middle. They say guys don't smile on their license to try to look tough, well eff that! I had the kool-aid grin going back in 96 and you can bet when I get it renewed this time I'll be cheesin' from ear to ear as well.

Oh the play? It went well. It would have been nicer if more people came, but oh well, I wasn't a main character. Chappelle # 1 was supposed to come, but "was in church all day and was so tired that she needed to get some rest". Was I mad or disappointed she didn't come? Naw, not really, maybe a smidge. But she ain't gotta know that. I'll let her think I'm mad for a few days so she can think of some way to make it up (LOL). People tell me I did a nice job, I would like to see the tape to concur. The Co-director has her own play in about a month, and I'm the understudy for the main character. Is that wrong of me to hope that one of these main characters get sick or fall off of the face of the earth so I can come in and take over? This play is about this guy who thinks he's a playa and comes up with a fool proof way of getting what he want out of females and avoids any kind of emotional bind. But his life takes a turn when his previous girlfriend comes back into his life with a surprise. The character that I'm an understudy for is a guy named Jason, who is an educated black man but is getting played for a fool by his gold-digging girlfriend. There's one guy who dating an older chick, and another who has a girlfriend but also has an overbearing mother that will not stay out of his life. I would love to be any of these 4 guys, and although there is some pay I would do it for free because I enjoy it.






I need some new females on the team.




Oh sorry, that was just a random thought.

Thanks for Reading,

Robert Mack


Blogger Knockout Zed said...

Yo, for the record I smile on just about every pic I take. 'Cuz it's the only time a muthafucka will see it. In real life, I'm not a "smiler".

One day, if I ever blog again, I'll tell you about my "team expansion".


Tue May 09, 02:50:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

When I come to Chicago for Memorial Day I'm going to introduce you to some women...Hopefully, that'll help.

Tue May 09, 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...


"One day, if I ever blog again"...

You takin a hiatus on the blogging scene? Carmel got a hold of a computer (LOL)??? You can't get out the game, KZ. You first on the boy's list.

Hmm *scratching head mulling over the help* Hmm.....I feel like a charity case or know what??? Let me get the license and whip situation together and I think your boy Rob can handle his own...that being said...if you know some *Dynasty* type of chicks that stay here, I'll be all ears (and eyes)...this actually brings up another topic I'll get into tomorrow or thursday.

Tue May 09, 03:33:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Why didn't I get a ticket to the play???

Nah, but if someone break they leg or something, I would love to see that play, it sounds interesting....

Tue May 09, 08:59:00 PM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

I'm not out, I'll be back soon. I just had a wake-up call this weekend.

I met this HORRIBLE writer at a book signing in Detroit. She was out there gettin' her hustle on. I realized I haven't written one meaningful thing in months.

I want to see if blogging is sapping my will to write seriously. If I don't write this week, I can't blame the blog.


Wed May 10, 07:22:00 AM  
Blogger Mr.Venom said...

I never thought for a second that the random chick I met would be writing a play about me. I need to start keeping my mouth shut.

Ain't nothing wrong with charity. Hell I met some of my "friends with benefits" through very charitable organizations. The A.N.N.S.B.H.C.A.M.F.A.T.I. is my favorite. In its long version it means "A Nukka Needs Some Before He Chokes A Mutha Fukka And Takes It".

Wed May 10, 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

I was really bad at telling people about the play. I only told a handful of people, and that was last minute. I didn't even tell my mom until the day of. Bad. But the next one I'm with a prominent role, I'm telling e'ybody I know.

Aiight man I understand. For the record, I always enjoy your rants and musings.

LOL. which one are you, the playa dude?...As far as the charity, if I get hooked up with some grade A specimen then hey, I'm down. But I aint quite reached the A.N.N.S.B.H.C.A.M.F.A.T.I. point yet. Give me a month though.

Wed May 10, 08:50:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

i HEAR YA..i need some FRESH MEAT myself..some worthwhile males to keep me HARD is that?

SO this ex girlfriend that comes back, did she have a baby by him and she's gonna tell him now?

Wed May 10, 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

Free Agent
Yep, not only that, but she's BI. Sounds good don't it? Damn I wish one of these quit coming....naw that aint right....I'm going to be the best understudy I can be.

Wed May 10, 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger Mr.Slish said...

How are you going to find time for new females.When yo ass ain't got no What ya gonna do pick them up on a scooter.lmaof

Wed May 10, 09:14:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

LOL, its just expired, not suspended. And in my next story, it won't matter anyway.

Thu May 11, 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger EqualOpportunityCrush said...

that takes me back to when I got my license.. i went to DMV on my 17th birthday, which is on may 29th by the way.. gotta love the May Geminis

Thu May 11, 09:24:00 PM  

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