My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Tagged, but I wish I could be Taggin (LOL)

First off let me say that today was the first day.

You know the first day.

That first warm day of the year. The mercury rose to a balmy 70 degrees today. Just the other night it was 30 and freezing. But that's how Chicago weather goes. No one 'round these parts will be surprised if we get dumped with a few inches of snow by next week.

But back to today. It was the first day, so you know how it goes.

N*ggas ready to show off them rims they've had in storage since the winter. Ready to drive up the block letting e'ybody know they got bass in their whip. Pulling up at the bus stop tryna get at females. Oh and females are bad too - They come outside with the ghetto sandals on. What are ghetto sandals? You know, the ones that got the flowery pom pom thing on the top that you can cop from the beauty supply store on the corner. And what's worse than them? The chinese joints. The ones that got the lace looking covering on the top, and come in different colors to go with all of your Tommy Sport fits (I'm hoping people don't still wear Tommy Sport).

So what's a striking, handsome young lad like myself doing on a beautiful night like this? Getting ready for a date you ask? Calling up Lil One to hit up a Thursday night spot in the Windy? Nope, how about sitting in front of a computer, eating some Popeyes , in some Sean John boxers. I'm such a social butterfly. But things are looking up, seeing as though I'm going to get this new whip (The Trail Blazer or the Explorer) by May 27, I need to work at the second job (the cable spot) a little while longer, maybe thru the summer. The part-timers received shift bids for new schedules. What is a shift bid you ask? That's where you put in a bid to get a better schedule, or just one that you are interested in. I currently work there Saturday nights until midnight, and it kills my weekend, because I hate driving all the way out to the burbs. It's bad enough that I have to do it during the week. By the time I get home, it's 12:45 and I'm ready to lay down and call it a night. Now if I had been doing my "job", I would have females waiting for me at the door for some late night lovin' (Speaking of which, remember Chappelle # 2 from the "Current Affairs" post? One time she told me that it was not ladylike to be coming over a guys crib after 12:00. WTF? I've never heard of that before. She one of them types thats tryna to be all into church now, which is fine, but don't be talking out of both sides of your mouth). But back to the issue, I'll find out what my new schedule is going to be on April 10. The point of telling you all that is to say that hopefully I will have weekends off for the summer so that I can get out of this "drought".

And I was tagged by Missy, and she's threatening me (LOL) to update my blog.

1.How old were you the first time? 15
2. Name of your first I'm going to call her "My First" because she may show up in future stories. We only did it one time, but I got back in contact with her in 2003 and we messed around off and on for nearly 2 years
3. Good or Bad? Meh....(that means ok)....I didn't know what I was doing.
4. Name of the worst and why- I messed around one time with this very unattractive chick, just because she was there. That's one that you'll deny if anyone asks!
5. Name of the Best and why- Hmm, probably a tie between Tiny and My First. Both chicks possess The Marsh. Click on the Tiny story to see what The Marsh means.
6. Weirdest place you ever had sex? My first encounter with Tiny. Not because of where, but because of who was around. Read the story for details.
7. Favorite position? From the back. Nothing like seeing a pretty ass that you can smack and grab
8. Ever fake and Orgasm? I don't know if men can do that. I never have
9. Would you admit it if the person asked? See # 8
10. Favorite time of day to have sex? Anytime is fine with me. But I like broad daylight so I can see what's going on
11. Most times you have had sex in one day? 4
12. Same person? Yeah, we was some f*ckin' rabbits that day
13. Ever fantasize about someone other than the one your with? Yes, a few times
14. Restrictions during sex? Well aint nobody stickin nothing up my ass.
15. Accessories? Just my tongue.
16. What? See above
17. Done it in the rain? Naw but it would be cool to.
18. Done it in a car? Yeah, with Chappelle # 1 in Dora (my Explorer). Nothing like glass tints.
19. Had a Threesome?No, but it is on my To DO list. I thought I found the one in my most recent chick I was dating, but she hasn't talked to me in a while for some strange reason.
20. Want to have sex now? I'm a man, what do you think?

Here's to a good weekend for all of you. Thanks for Reading

Robert Mack


Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Bout damn time!!!!Thank u......It looks like i m the only fast one out the bunch(Busted cherry @ 13)....I like your accessory :)

Now maybe u can help me out

Fri Mar 31, 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

Damn, I miss Chicago sometimes. Especially, in the spring and summer time. I'll be there for Memorial Day to visit my family, though. I might have to look you up.

And, Just because you get home after midnight on a Saturday doesn't mean your weekend is ruined. You know the party is just getting started in Chicago. I remember we wouldn't leave the house to go out until midnight back in the day (I haven't lived in Chicago since 98, although I visit on average 10 times a year...born and raised there, I can't get enough). Even when I visit and go out now, I don't leave the house until 11. You just like sitting in the house...admit it... because there are all kinds of things to get into in Chicago...not just legs :)

Fri Mar 31, 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

U cant do that in BOston.....if you aint at the club by 12 its a WRAP for you......

Fri Mar 31, 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@Missy (Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin' everywhere!)
I could have done something at 13 when I was in 8th grade, this chick down the street liked me. I was havin wet dreams but I guess I wasn't ready to do nothing yet. I think I was scared I was going to get her pregnant if I messed around with her. She was fast too, because she came up pregnant the next summer.

Now as for helping you out, Hmmm.....lemme think..........
ok, I thought about it, you wanna know my answer?

I love my city soooooo much. I took a picture of the skyline last Sunday at 39th and Lake Shore Dr, if I figure out how to post pictures I'm going to put it on here. I stare at the skyline every morning on the way to work....I know the parties are just beginning at 12, but remember I got 2 jobs so when I see my apt I'm already thinking about going to sleep. But I'm in a major slump so I'm going to have to drink some red bull or something. I think me and my cuz Tiger are going to go out Sunday night. Stay tuned.

Fri Mar 31, 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

I see you're trying to rub it in with all that Skyline talk...LOL!...It's all good...

Fri Mar 31, 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...


Fri Mar 31, 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous MzNewAgenda said...

*kicks off shoes* firt time in your spot....*opens fridge takes out a coke, plops on the couch with the remote* Mind if I have a got a nice spot here...I think I'll slide through more often.....

Fri Mar 31, 12:16:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Yes, i would love to know what your answer is......

Fri Mar 31, 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

Glad Im not the only fool disclosing my sex history on Blogger. This is the one I did last weekend. This is pretty good. Im with Ms.New, liking your accessory!

Fri Mar 31, 01:07:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@ All
I didn't know that my accessory answer would cause quite a stir. I mean I answered it without thinking twice, and I wasn't trying to be clever or anything.

Sorry, not tryna rub it in. My cuz Smooth has been wanting me to move to Dallas for like the past 6 years, and I just can't pry myself from here.

Where is the pic? I always look forward to seeing your pretty face!

*Plopping down in front of computer at work, typing letters* Thanks for coming by and keep coming back (like they tell you at NA meetings! don't ask how I know)

Email me. *wink*

Yeah this is my favorite subject, what can I say?

Fri Mar 31, 01:27:00 PM  
Blogger LUVIN ME said...

She doesn't want to come over after 12:00...That's when you have his undivided attention. No friends...but I guess some women will never get it!

Fri Mar 31, 02:36:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@Luvin Me
Yeah that's the one who was almost my girlfriend. I think she was quite dumb for letting me get away. That's how I look at any female who stops calling me. Your Loss. I'm sure I'll find someone who'll be more than happy to come by on a Saturday night no matter the time.

Fri Mar 31, 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

Thanks honey, it will be back soon.....

Sat Apr 01, 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Mznewagenda said...

I'm tagging you again

The rules are
1. Who ever I tag has to come up with 10 different points of their perfect lover
2. Mention the gender of target
3. The person tagged has to tag 8 people and leave them a comment letting them know they have
been tagged.

Mon Apr 03, 05:12:00 PM  

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