My Greatest Enemy is My Inner Me

This blog will tell the story of an up-and-coming young black man in his 20's

Sunday, March 19, 2006

*How did she do that? Part 1 and 2*

Ok, you all got a chance to read a lighter side of me, but now its back to the basics. I've been wanting to tell this story ever since I read my blog homeboy Knockout Zed tell the world of his experience with a chick he nicknamed "Charlize Theron" because she was a "Monster" on giving head. His story was so good that it made me reminisce on this one chick I used to mess around with a few years back.

*Part 1*

Her name was Tiny (because she was probably 110 pounds soak and wet, and barely had TNA but would swear she had a body), she was about 3 years older than me, I worked with her at my previous job and she was average looking. I would say 6.5, maybe 7 on a good day. But she took a liking to me, and one day she had to sit next to me to listen to me take some calls and while doing so, she was talking a gang of shit to me about how sexy I was and how her pussy is always wet. And to add fuel to the fire, she decides to get real up close and personal with me by placing her hand under the table and rubs my dick to a nice "Chubb Rock" level (LOL. Whatever happened to him anyways?). These people yelling in my ear ain't so bad when you're getting a hand job in the process, :)

So at this point I'm ready to get down wit the get down. Put your money where your mouth is (Or least my dick, LOL). She tells me that its going to be hard for us to get together because her mom and her lil brother are living with her in a one bedroom apt. Ok, no prob. I got my own place. But she says that it's not that easy because she doesn't have a car. No prob again. But again she says she'd rather wait until she gets the fam thing situated before doing anything else. Fine, settle the fam ish and get back at me.....So a month or so goes by and we still haven't did the do. And as I told you all in the previous post, "I got no patience/And I hate waiting", and at this point I'm like eff it. And so I guess to prove a point, she was like, "Ok, come over Sunday night around midnight". She stayed fairly close to the job , so I could spend the night and go from there.

I get there, and yep, you guessed it - people was e'ywhere. Her moms and her boyfriend was in Tiny's room. Tiny and her daughter are sleeping on the couch. Tiny's lil brother is sleeping on the floor. So I'm like, "Awe man, I'm going back home". And I was mad. Because Tiny lived all the way in Romeoville, which is a suburb about 45 mins from the South Side of Chicago (and I stay in South Shore right off Lake Michigan so that's really SouthEAST). And its already about midnight or so, and I had to be at work at 6:00 am. And Tiny tells me "See this is what I've been talking about. But I didn't want you to think I've been blowing you off." At this point, I'm like "fine I see", and I'm heading to the door and but she stops me, saying "Please don't go. I'll make it worth your while if you stay", and she turns around and rubs her ass on my dick and turns again and we begin to french kiss". So yeah, she convinced me to stay (LOL).

Tiny: Go sit over on that chair, and I'll be right back.
RM: Cool

She goes off for about 5 minutes, and comes back into the living room with a baseball jersey on, and nothing else under it. I guess you can say it was "Game Time". She sits on top of me, we get to kissing, and she gets off of me to unbuckle my belt and pants. She then begins to consume my "man". Now I'm still fairly young, 22 at the time, and I think this was the first time I've ever had a chick that I didn't have to coax into a blow job. As she's neckin' and chinnin', I go to finger her, and whoa!, she wasn't lying because her pussy was extremely wet. I'm talking like that movie, "A river runs through it", because that's how wet it was. Me and Smooth refer to these chicks as having "The Marsh", because not every chick can dampen to these proportions. But back to the head session. Remember, I said earlier that her lil brother was on the floor and her daughter was on the couch. So we had to keep it quiet. I've never done anything like this with people in the room, let alone some kids. Maybe the slurping must've woke up the lil brother, because he looks up, squinty eyed, and I'm thinking like "Uh oh", but Tiny didn't know that her lil brother was up, and I was going to wait for the lil brother to say something, but fortunately it was very dark in the l'room, and lil brother must've thought he was dreaming because he went right back to sleep after sitting up for about 15 seconds. Whew! After the nice BJ, we then have sex. She has the ride me the whole time because I'm sitting on a chair if you've been paying attention (LOL). "Oh Shit, I'm about to cum" she whispers in my ear. Nothing like hearing a chick tell you that because that means you've done your job. So she came and I came a few minutes later, and somehow, I managed to sleep in that chair for about 5 hours.

(Ed. note) I didn't realize that the story would be this long, so Ive broken it down to a part 1 and 2. I haven't even got the main part of writing this post yet, LOL. Keep Reading.

*Part 2*

Me and Tiny have a few encounters over the next 2 years or so. One night, she came over to the crib, and I'm ready for another "ballgame". She says "I'm sorry, I'm on my period right now." DIZAM!
Aiight, cool. I'll go to sleep. But my dick was still "Up". I swear I felt like a lil kid asking my mom to go outside, when I asked her "You feel like doing something for me?"
She knew exactly what I was talking about. Usually, the chicks that I dealt with in the past would have told me "No, "I'm too tired, I don't feel like it", or just didn't do "that" at all. But Tiny was different. She didn't ask no questions and began to suck me off. Man that girl was good. It was like she knew the right combination of suck, lick, suck, lick, etc. This is where the climax of the story, literally and figuratively begins. I tell her "Tiny, I'm about to cum". At this point , again, most of the chicks I dealt would have quit slobbin' and hand jobbed me the rest of the way through. But Tiny kept sucking. I pleaded to her again "Tiny, I'm about to cum". I even tapped on her head but she pushed my hand away, so I was like eff it. I busted real good and loud, probably sounding like Lexington Steele all while she kept going. Eyes rolled to the back of my head and back around again! So now I'm ready to go to sleep, but there's only one problem: Tiny is still going at it! The girl never came up for breath! I'm thinking like, ok she obviously know I came, why is she still sucking? Then it hit me: My dick was still hard. Normally after a nice nut, I've shrunk and I'm ready to retire for the night. But she kept me up, and *oh my goodness, I can't believe it*, I'm about to nut again! And I burst in her mouth for the 2nd time in a span of 10 minutes. A back-2-back nut. That never happened to me up until that point, and it has not happened since. After I was done, I pulled her up and I held her really tight and I remember I had a big ass kool-aid smile that night on my way to sleep. Wow, indeed.

So you ask what happened with Tiny? Well, she talked about how she wanted another baby, and in so many words, wanted me to be the one, not to mention that she told me one time that her daughter asked was I going to her daddy, and I never really looked at Tiny than more than a side piece, so our thing kinda fizzed out. But I can tell you all that still to this day she's probably in my top 5, maybe even top 2 or 3, of all time when it came to "gettin down". I miss her marsh quite much. (Try to say that 5 times really fast. Bet you can't do it!)

Thanks for Reading (cuz I know it was long),

Robert Mack


Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Was she your "ONE THAT GOT AWAY".....

Mon Mar 20, 12:39:00 PM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

Awww, that story was so

Mon Mar 20, 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...


Mon Mar 20, 03:50:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@ Ms New Booty:
Once you start talking that baby stuff and I ain't feeling you in that way, then its time to get away. So I would say I'm the one who got away from HER :)

@ Liquor and Tv
Romantic, huh? Maybe I could sell the story to Miramax.....Or better yet, West Coast Productions!!! (google them if you don't who they are).

@ Insanely (*Chi-town!*)
That was all I could say too. Honestly.

Mon Mar 20, 04:29:00 PM  
Blogger Paula D. said...


Tue Mar 21, 09:12:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...


i should have known not to read that one at work. i'm gonna have to go 'handle my biz' at home. LOL

i LOVE blowjob stories, especially when the sista knows how to take care of biz.

Tue Mar 21, 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger Knockout Zed said...

Mag-fuckin'-nificent! Get the muthafuckin' Tussin!


Tue Mar 21, 04:24:00 PM  
Blogger VerseOne said...

Good story. I think most dudes got one chick that was able to handle the "Mic" like that. and the Chubb Rock question... my bro was up in Nashville last week and saw him performing at a club, he said he sounded like garbage though. Peace.

Wed Mar 22, 10:37:00 AM  
Blogger Amadeo said...

Why is it when I recall things like this it's usually better than recalling actual relationships.

Wed Mar 22, 03:38:00 PM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

@ KZ,

I aint came across one since! My ex was nice on the DOME, but not like Tiny.

@ Verse 1

E'y chick get compared to her on that level, she truly "raised the bar"...LOL...Chubb Rock still around? Is he still making residuals off of "Just the two of us"?

@ Amadeo

Hey what can I say? I agree with you...why can't you take certain things from certain chicks and make a perfect girl. I would definately take her doming skills.

Wed Mar 22, 04:39:00 PM  

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